I expect this week to go a bit better than last week. no one will break into my bank card and bank account. i will not get into any dumb accidents, and need car repair that will cost hundreds of dollars. dog will not poop or pee in my house. i will not explode food in my microwave. i will not buy any milk that leaks. i will find the remote to my tv. lena will have no tantrums. and i will get actual undisturbed sleep. this week has to be better. right?

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